I was referring to the Jalopnik write-up, (if there is one.) I saw the BMW one, but when reading your original comment I thought that possibly I missed an article about it here.

Do you have a link to the article by chance?

I have never met someone who drove a Miata that wasn’t a driving-glove-wearing-bag-o’-douche.

I think the joke comments are semi-okay because he's most likely going to be a-okay.

Also, offset? You keep using that word but I don’t believe you are using it how it is meant be used.

My dad was a regional manger for WalMart. He would have received a pay increase after his 90 days were up.

It’s hilarious and sad because it’s true.

Well, is your mom a serial killer?

Open damn near any psych/poli sci/sociology textbook, (and I don’t mean that rudely - I remember learning that tidbit in all three courses.)

No, my dad used to me a regional manager for WalMart. They just wanted to fire him. If he made it past his 90-day his pay would have increased.

I want to be a Canadian when I grow up.

I am a physician and I completely agree with this.

Sorry, but no. As a physician, HBC should not be over OTC - I completely support the ability to receive it directly from the pharmacist, but you definitely need a pharmacist involved because of the possible interactions and side effects. If it has a Black Box Warning, you should not be able to grab it without speaking…

...did you even read the comment you're replying to?

Thanks, Pam.

Can we bring this column back now?

Range Rover Evoque. Mr. __kath and I bought it to transport our spawn, (which should be dropping soon!) and we quickly realized that our hybrid coupe and hatchback are much better sets of wheels - regardless of how hard fitting two car seats into those bad boys will be, (we’re absolutely fucked in that department if I…

It's super easy to not get electrocuted.

I mean, he was no taller than 5’4”, so I never thought that it was Eric Andre; however, it was so bizarre that I just stood there for a good fifteen seconds while he was just running and helicopterdicking at me. My point is that it was so weird that it definitely could pass as an Eric Andre sketch.

I mean, I wouldn’t call myself a victim by any means. Like, I was shaken up a little bit, but it was a minor inconvenience in the grand scheme of things. Some lady had a major panic attack and had to be taken to the hospital - I’d call her a victim.