Come on, the title of this article SCREAMS not-safe-for-wizzitywizerk.

This doesn't have nearly enough stars.

DINGDINGDING

I am being one-hundred-percent serious when I say that I got scabies from riding BART to a Bay Bridge Series game a few years ago.

Toasted buns on the subway?

It was BART, so a mix of the two by default.

His junk on the railing, and him running at me.

Close! It's BART. BART crazy > MUNI crazy.

He's quite alive, and was never shot.

IIRC, he wasn't actually on anything - he just had a nervous breakdown, I think.

Damn dude, there was enough tragedy in that post without laying the wing-shame on thick.

Is he also a hair stylist?

Likes Subway Dancing?

Posting a Gawker photo on Gawker...Gawkception.

My grandma, (yes, grandma, not grandpa,) is R/G colorblind...apparently no one in the house was allowed to watch the game because she couldn't. 😂

I think I love you.

My mom will watch “A Muppets Christmas Carol” on a never-ending loop. My husband and I will be hospitalized.

Actual thing I said to my husband: “Well, this Kathryn is a 12...”

And what does that have to do with the glory that is this sign?