All things considered, I’m surprised that the Bush family didn’t disinvite his ass like John McCain did.

I bought Michelle’s book yesterday. The haters can suck it. 

I’ve always thought that Victoria’s Secret was that she was bulemic. Apparently she’s just really “fit”

Back in the day, I’m sure that there were people who thought that racism and bigotry would die off with the slaveowners. Did you see the pictures from Charlottesville? Lots of millennials there. It would be nice to think that if X group goes away that bigotry and prejudice would be a thing of the past, but that’s not…

but at some point you have to be able to recognize that something is wrong and seek out professional help

I think that Ricki Lake would be the first plus-sized white lady, so Rebel is SOL there as well. 

I’m gonna need some industrial strength brain bleach to get that image out of my head.

Unlike the original, this was meant to be funny

Investigation Discovery

That’s the problem with Democrats: they’re concerned about winning the “right” way and Republicans are just concerned about winning. Not that either side should be cheating, but you can’t worry about the feelings of people who could not give less of a shit about yours if they were terminally constipated. 

Girl is trash

There are very few things that render me speechless anymore.

The tiny little bit would be the size of a grain of sand swimming in the ocean of my dislike. Meaning, I might not flip her off as fast when I see her on the screen. But she’s still gettin the finger 

When you have dinner with Miss Cicely’s hat please tell it that I love it and want to meet it and/or any available relatives. Thanks! 

Meghan McCain began: “We gather here to mourn the passing of American greatness. The real thing, not cheap rhetoric from men who will never come near the sacrifice he gave so willingly nor the opportunistic appropriation of those who lived lives of comfort and privilege while he suffered and served.”

I was in a college bar when it premiered. Everybody stopped and watched and applauded at the end. It’s hard to get college kids to put their beer down and pay attention to something, but MJ did it. 

We gotta say goodbye to Aretha and Yesha the same day?

You have some serious dislike for someone when you don’t want them in the same room with you even after you’re dead *lol*.

I live in the DC area and the word is that none of the lawyers around here will touch him because 1. he’s a lying liar who lies and 2. he doesn’t pay his lawyers 3. he doesn’t know how to STFU 

I feel pretty confident that my cat is smarter than the average Trump supporter.