If Trump is innocent he should have no problem answering questions in person and without a cheat sheet.

I wonder if the next change will have her in one of her signature fur coats. 

So far, all of the pictures that I have seen have been from an angle where you really can’t see her...you can see the skirt of the dress and those bad-ass shoes. Personification of going out in style. 

If this had happened to me or my sisters the news would be about a convicted pedophile found dead in an alley.

Her only other accomplishments are the times she drove drunk and didn’t get caught.

Too bad that one of her friends didn’t stop her from trying to drive home. Her b-day celebration is gonna be expensive. 

Not only a Black woman but a Black woman biker. Generally messing with bikers of any color will get you cussed and/or beaten. 

He felt “threatened” enough to call the police, but not threatened enough to leave. Right.

Not as gross as peeing in the pool and people do that all of the time. Not that it’s right, but I would rather swim past someone’s sock covered feet than through urine.

It is annoying. But not annoying enough to kill someone who does it.

Leave it to Bow Wow—a man whose most recent claims to fame are lying on Instagram and starting Taco Bell-grade beef with other washed-up rappers

Mayo Magdalene...Brie-yoncé.

She goes on to say that she’s not selling sex, she’s selling sex appeal.

Now I’m really jealous. And shrimp always counts *lol*

I’m in Fairfax and I have paprika. Next time, if I toss it over the fence to the cookout can you slide me a plate under the fence?

I am genuinely sorry for my actions at school today. I’m not a racist. I have many black friends

I don’t understand how/why a passport wasn’t enough proof, but they would accept a Facebook post.

Jaxon and Taylor?

My Mama always says that when white folks fuck up and need to relocate, they go to either California or Florida. Now, that doesn’t explain *this* guy, but it explains most of the rest of them.