As long as Manchin and Sinsema are in the Senate the Dems don’t have a majority.

Well you know, some Democrats didn’t think that Hillary was progressive enough or exciting enough. Also there were the “there is no difference between Republicans and Democrats” idiots.

Younger employees also tend to be cheaper salary wise than older ones.

Gallagher had a bit where he said that drivers should be issued Nerf darts and when you see someone being an asshole behind the wheel, you shoot a dart at the car. When the cops see a car with 3 or more darts they pull them over and issue a ticket.

I’m tired of B listers trying to get their 15 minutes by giving their take on The Slap. Let it the @#$# go.

Dumbass. With $4 million you could've gotten a new girlfriend few all quick.

I have no problem with roasting people, I’ve done it since I learned to talk so that’s not what bothered me about this article, it’s because that’s was some weak sauce roasting. More like a bake. The author had better roasts than Phoebe. For that matter I’ve seen better roasts from readers in the comments section 

They certainly behaved that way.

The police had training for this situation 2 months ago

I know that when I think of romance I think of Bentonville, Arkansas.

Why else would he have made the joke? 

When I was a server there was a white couple who came in every Sunday after church with their daughter, ordered the exact same meal each week and left the exact same tip each week: a pamphlet from their church. We hated them.

People forget their children in the backseat of their cars.

No. The allergic reactions that landed me in the ER were how I found out that I’m allergic to tree nuts and crab.

Companies do shit like this instead of doing something to really help social issues.

No Missy Elliott? foh

He sucked as a coach and the fans were glad to see him go.

Yellow? Was there a group of jaundiced hepatitis patients there?

Gaetz probably wants Kyle to hook him up with some high school girls.

Isn’t shit like this why they stopped the Budweiser SuperFests that they used to do every summer?