Your son is adorable. And lucky to have a Dad that realized that he needed help and got it. So many people suffer in silence; not realizing the effect that it has on the people around them. I’m glad you’re not one of them.

Exactly. I don’t live too far from Sterling and lemme tell you, there are places out here where it gets DARK at night. Like, Stephen King novel dark. I wouldn’t have opened my door to some idiot wanting to discuss a Yelp review either.

It started playing in mine when I read the title *lol*

Also from the article:

I don’t know if I have enough meds to read about Kanye and Azealia in the same day.

I admit that Catwoman is one of my favorite bad movies. It sucks like a Dyson on steroids but I can’t help it. Same with Mariah’s movie Glitter.

Fuck no, son. You’re staying in jail.

Daddy Dearest is probably lucky that his son didn’t shoot him before heading out to the Waffle House like the Sandy Hook shooter did.

I am massively impressed. Stephen King is one of my favorite authors. As for Pizza Man he had better be careful showing up at people’s doors late at night like that. The next person might just snatch his azz through the door and then a bad review will be the least of his worries.

I was going to go with a younger Uncle Fester.

Despite maintaining simultaneous careers in the fields of unemployment and anonymity

Being raised in South Carolina and living in various places throughout the South, the superiority complex of New Yorkers is unbearable. Being from New York is the geographical equivalent of being a vegan—they have a biological directive to let you know they are from NY within 17 seconds of meeting them because, in…

He probably has his golf outings planned out for the rest of the year.

the Western Hemisphere’s Association of Tragedy, Dumpster Fires and Unbelievably Crazy Catastrophes (W.H.A.T.D.F.U.C.C.) 

Reading the few letters that you share with us each week makes me want to either:

I’ve been following her on YouTube and Instagram for years. She is beyond awesome and she never fails to teach you something and make you laugh.

They were probably respectful when everyone was there. Once the flag was gone, however, they proceeded to high-five, electric/cha-cha slide, and perform the entire score of The Wiz at the special fish fry that weekend.