Oh, hey! It’s got my second-least favorite Dracula in it as the villain! Looks like this airplane is in for a heat wave...

So, how does reproduction after death work exactly?

Tell me more, Tell me more, Did she spew in your car?

the whole premise is dumb. The world should become a noisy place and thus these monsters cant track crap. Its a premise with a hug plot hole so glaring I dont get how people can watch this mess.

Ugh. I’ve seen both films. They’re fine, with a fairly basic monster with a gimmick that lets your characters run around scared to make noise. Pretty well-done films that understands how to use tension and silence to stoke anxiety in the audience.

Apparntly stories aren’t worth being told anymore unless you can turned them into a cinematic universe...

I started watching it, stopped when they get to the scene where Jolie jumps off the back of the speeding truck into the bushes in a parachute, as a shortcut to signify how badass and crazy her character is. Then, when I heard it was directed by Tyler Sheridan, who made the excellent Hell or High Water, I decided to…

This was a very nonsensical, shitty movie with a deep mean streak and an impressive cast. Do the actors involved just do these crap fests to make their union hours or something? No one, I mean NO ONE, would ever believe Anglina Jolie was a Smoke Jumper. It is almost as bad as that POS Zack Snyder Vegas zombie thing.

Which is still more than Geraldo Rivera found in Al Capone’s hidden basement chamber.

“...including items dating back to the Viking Age. One of these items, a wooden box..” - “Radiocarbon dating places the box to between 1475 CE and 1635 CE ... it postdates the Viking Age by at least 400 years.” A little misleading!

Hey, what’s in the box? None of your beeswax.

Same here, i thought they were actually doing a show.

It was less slurring and more a lateral lisp that comes with an ill-fitting set of dentures (not veneers).

I mistakenly assumed that the Reunion show was going to feature 6 friends getting back together in the fictional world that made them famous. I didn’t expect the “Let’s walk down memory lane” production that we got. It was just awful in every way conceivable (and the celebrity cameos made it even weirder). Any…

well i mean, he’s an adult and it was an entertainment product so we don’t have to wear kids gloves - dental surgery or not it was hard to understand what he was saying and was largely the reason i turned the special off. it was weird.

Or send her to jail in Mare of Oz.

I’m a huge horror nerd but I could never get into these movies. For one Ed and Lorraine were admitted hucksters so I find the idea of playing this all as a true story kind of offensive to the various people the Warrens duped. My second problem is that I don’t find the movies scary. This is kinda on me though as I…

has HBO not learned a fucking thing after what happened with Big Little Lies? the creators move from “the series is done” to “well it would have to be a really great story”, and that “really great story” turned out to be “Meryl Streep shows up determined to fuck shit up,” which admittedly is not the worst starting…

Crossovers are really in right now; have Mare get cryogenically frozen and come out the other end in a dystopia populated by cyborgs-or-are-they? in Mare of Westworld.

Loved the show. But I don’t really want more from these specific characters or this story.