I genuinely thought everyone knew this. They have different labels and are clearly a different line.

Only if it comes with a lifetime supply of this.

It's really everything I've ever wanted out of a joke and more.

Not all sneezes!!

Not all bumblecats!!

Man, that tacoted is a buzzkill

Not all things are not about me!

I am so excited. I might burst into a million tiny little grossed out sparkly pieces.

*slow clap*

Excuse me. I think your privilege is showing. Katrina wasn't a vacation.

Are you fucking kidding me? Am I just missing the joke?

For me personally, I still lurk here, but find the commenting system not worth the trouble. I found this comment particularly hurtful, and thought it was worth commenting on. My gut reaction was to spew venom, because I felt that people who I adore were being hurt and lied about, as what was posted was not the entire…

Writing About This Topic in Light of the recent Tragedy in Colorado Isn't Bad Writing, It's Exploitative.

I know this is terrible, because, poisoned children. But the visual of someone putting this in their mouth and the subsequent face when it is not candy is making me giggle. I'm going to hell.

My experience has been that when the love part dies away and you still are best friends it takes a long time to remove yourself from that feeling. Eventually you aren't still in love/friends, but in amicable breakups sometimes the process is slower and you still are friends for a long time, but that dies away…

Win. Sam Summer this year is fantastic.

The WORST. Nothing is more disappointing than a tootsie roll. My ex would buy bags of them to keep around the house. Ick.

I would love to read an economic breakdown of what you can actually trade for.

When I worked for Whole Foods in San Francisco, people stole frozen shrimp ALL THE TIME. They'd take them to China Town and trade them for heroin, and the dealers would sell them to Chinese restaurants. I wish I was kidding.