Feel free. She's super cool.

I think I'm going to do it. It only makes good sense.

This is just like the time my father and I explained tentacle porn to my mother and she said "Oh, that's kind of hot."

I'm going with play. It's very Mr. Marmalade.

I want to make a coffee table book with people's descriptions of their Barbie sex habits.

There was a lot of lesbian barbie sex, but for some reason it only occurred to me that they could suck on each others breasts? But, I still don't really have a great grasp on how girls have sex with other girls.

Now that I'm thinking about it, my Barbies didn't just have sex, they had kind of kinky sex. And I was definitely in 3rd or 4th grade. I guess it's good to know that I've always been turned on by the same things...

That is so sweet. So extremely sweet. My father was not that tender with my psyche. When I was in seventh grade he walked into my room and I was standing in front of my mirror pushing my boobs together to force myself to have cleavage and he just started howling with laughter and walked out.

Did other people makes their Barbies have sex? There is no way that it was just me. Right?

So, he says he doesn't remember, but where does that start? He doesn't remember the kidnapping? He doesn't remember bringing the weapon with him, he doesn't remember when he began to have the urge to rape a woman? It's just such nonsense. Good job jury.

Oh, I like that Emma Stone cover. I do really like her as a blonde. But, mainly I'm a big fan of really neutral colored, almost washed out, makeup. This may be a result of my childhood romanticizing of tuberculosis...

Dammit I love these games, it's so embarrassing. I just can't help myself. I don't love Kinect for pretty much anything but those dance games. Hmm. A conundrum.

Not really. I feel like everyone would need to think so far out of the box to make it work. They should have gotten Ken Burns to do it.

I wouldn't mind if they shelved it. I love the book so much and I know I don't need to see the movie, but I don't even want to see trailers for it if it's anything less than perfect. What can I say?

I kept thinking, "God, this story seems to familiar" and I couldn't place it. You are totally correct.

Escondido just can not catch a break.

I. But. There are no words. That was amazingly funny.

4/10. Yikes. Or good? Not sexy though, not very sexy at all.

If you live in New Orleans, it's a date.

I totally agree about Kim and Kanye. They look strangely peaceful together...