TEEHEE!

We shouldn't joke about Brint and Meekus. The fashion world is still reeling from that freak gas fight accident.

The theme is my ring tone.

You almost had me and then you said vending machines and I was upset all over again about Canadian milk.

Ah! Hart of Dixie, her name is Dr. Zoe Hart, get it? The Pitch meeting went like this. It'll have all the displaced doctors of Northern Exposure meets all the boring drama of One Tree Hill! But please don't get confused and think it will be good like Northern Exposure.

I've had almost all of these roommates.

Also, Josh Schwartz is super dreamy.

I see her at the grocery store frequently and two things have always struck me.

I used to have a Welsh roommate, he would explain these things to me a lot, but it usually ended with me saying that my head hurt.

I hadn't seen 'My Son is Gay' in a million years.

This is too amazing.

Time for a sing-a- long!

Nope, I don't like it, don't like it one bit. No one calls their boyfriend 11 times an hour, Ma'am, even if you were in a relationship, which you obviously weren't. Also, I can not fathom waiting a year to press charges. It would take me maybe a week before I started asking the police to do something.

I also loved Bovinity Divinity.

Heh. Vegetable loaf.

I just assume that means it would be Custard-Style Scotch Flavored Ice Cream.

Almost every time I get ice cream I think to myself for a second, "What's the use? It's not like Rainforest Crunch is ever coming back." Maybe I could just make the candy, since the company went out of business, then I could force Ben and Jerry's to make it again.

Nope, I turned my of at 24 seconds, and then looked and thought "Two entire minutes? That is too long."

Now if only they will do this flavor.

It appears that American Apparel has stopped the voting tallies.