Aaaand she's eating Blue Bell Homemade Ice Cream. It's like people from Texas collectively decided to harass me until I agree to move back. Stop it Texas.

Also that ankle tattoos are never a good choice.

HA! Hearted.

Joining the slow clap.

Please keep doing these. They make life that much more bearable.

Aww, I miss San Francisco.

Yes, lots of messenger bags. And purses. And man-purses.

Agreed on both Futurama quoting and sitting on towels.

But seriously, how cute is that girl in the Polo outfit? I'm going to pretend I only see the Brown polka dot dress and that I don't know it's a reference to Pretty Woman.

Yeah, but Ron Paul is the kind of gynecologist who will tell you that he's never seen a woman who needed an abortion for medical reasons. Blerg. Can't stand Ron Paul.

A few months a go on the horrible L shuttle bus the guy next to me kept rubbing his leg against mine. I thought it was annoying, but I assumed he was fidgety. Cut to 45 minutes later when I realize he's following me on 57th street between 10th and 11th. It was a Saturday morning and the neighborhood was empty. Thank…

Nice use of Holy Guacamole.

I giggled.

You know what I miss? Planters Cheese Balls.

Anyone who doesn't get it wasn't cool enough for you anyway.

I thought facebook didn't allow nude photos. Am I imagining that?

OMG! It does look like a BSC book.

Not at all. I hated it before I walked out of the theater. It wasn't in backlash or buyers remorse. I hated it immediately.

I know people who've wet the bed after a Four Loko because it just shuts your system down to stimuli.

Commodore James Norrington does not approve.