Especially because it is a super bad idea to put condom in the refrigerator.

Are you trying different styles of bra? I know that sometimes people get caught up on what the bra looks like, when they should be focusing on finding the best fit.

This is the best.

Though, I have heard friends talk about this. Single men in New York are significantly out-numbered by single women. Though her choice of phrasing is unfortunate.

1/2 cup uncooked oatmeal

I had to miss the last one! Let do another one.

I live in Brooklyn, if you want to do something let me know, but be forewarned it must be free.

Seriously, a friend just "checked in" to Tofu House on facebook. Now I'm being taunted.

I used to suffer from small chat during sex.

Oh no, you a Oregon guy?

Truth: but they are very very very expensive.

The high heals are very important. I think a fitted blazer helps too.

Were you on Gawker?

Love Rompope. Also Eggnog. Is in Christmas yet?

Video isn't working, here you go.

I almost only wear skinny jeans to semi formal events, they don't really come out in my real life.

Doctor Who fans, has everyone seen the Weeping Angels Cat?

Also, everyone likes high fives nimrod. Amirite?

I had the same look. "I like loud music and high fives" Uh, okay, want a cookie?

No, that is horrible. Beyond horrible. Were they cold? Can you even look at hot dogs anymore?