What is your new town? If you don't mind sharing?

The hard part is really the logistics at this point. Money is tight and I can't really imagine the first few steps, but I think I would be okay after that.

When did we start calling it Shark Week, cause it's my favoritest thing I've ever seen. And I've seen it twice tonight?

The first time I ever got high I ate a small wheel of brie by myself. Best. Night. Ever.

Uh oh. Has the Doctor upset you?

Hooray! Glad to have you!

Nope, sounds fun.

Islands in the Stream.

He made an OKCupid account, which I saw because he left his email open on the computer. Which he deleted when I caught him, but, he doesn't seem sorry because he says he didn't do anything inappropriate with it. He seems angry with me for being hurt and not just moving on. He also said some not nice things about our…

I would suggest Placenta soap, but it tends to be Whitening, which you don't need.

Hell yes.

Apparently my 6 year relationship is not going as well as I thought. I think I may have to leave him and I have no idea how to do that.

Well, there goes my next paycheck. These will look lovely with my apron collection.

And hang them with clothes pins from the bottom of the cup. They will last waaay longer.

My mother told me last year about how bad she's felt for nearly 25 years about the birthday she bought me She-ra and He-Man dolls, but couldn't find the Skeletor that I wanted. I remember the dolls, but couldn't have told you I wanted a Skeletor too. Point being, she will remember the year she had a rockin' monkey…

I want nothing more than a hand-made dirndl and will not rest until I have one.

Steal Cut Oats with Mango and toasted Coconut. Get on board.

I started off on Gawker and found my way here, because, why would I even try on Gawker?

Oh Jesus, I miss Tofu House.

Love Marisa Tomei's dress, and Evan Rachel Wood's. Also, Madonna, it's weird enough that you are idolizing a Nazi sympathizer without wearing her jewelry. At some point, it's not reinventing yourself, it's latching on to attempts at a personality.