That is super exciting! I'm excited for you!

If you ask people at a cake shop if they like cake, they will tell you "I <3 cake."

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I think she will be all right with some time. She was very, very ill.

If Amy Poehler had been on stage along with other members of Assscat.

My sister-in-law, a devout Catholic, just had to terminate for health reasons. It just breaks my heart that, on top of losing a baby she wanted, that anyone would think that what she did was wrong.

Absolutely happy. Don't worry. I'm very dry so you wouldn't have been able to tell if you heard me say it either.

I was getting my eyebrows waxed once, and the the fantastic esthetician says "I don't know if you have thought about this, but you have some chin hair, you may want to go to the doctor and be tested for PCOS." How fantastic is that?

His Facebook is down. I guess he's having a bad day.

He considers himself a comedian. He does Improv in Las Vegas.

I'm feeling a little dizzy.

wonder if they're buying these?

I suffer from a disease known as "Loving Media Snow Days". I'm so sad I can't watch everything, because I'm off work, but I don't have cable.

A tip from me! Fill some Tupperware with water and freeze them. Then put them in the refrigerator when before the hurricane hits. If the power goes out it'll help keep your food cold longer. Also, extra water.

Don't worry, we're still cool.

It's him. His Facebook is public.

I was being sarcastic, using hyperbole to make a statement about the way juries have reacted to rape recently and some fellow Jez's have been reacting to this post.

DNA or GTFO

In the crowd's defense they turn against him very quickly once they realize where the story is actually going.