Don't watch the clip. It is the single most upsetting thing I have ever, ever seen. And I once was on a jury in a child molestation/pornography case

This appears to be the only shot floating around the interweb.

Space Jam is the Mister's all time favorite movie.

To get through the rest of my life without screaming constantly I am choosing to hope that this guy was just a comedy troll and thought that his shock value was funny and that this isn't true.

THIS is why you stopped watching?

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Also basketball shorts. I love men's legs.

What really weird about Breakfast at Tiffany's is that Truman Capote hated Audrey Hepburn in the role because he had written it imagining Marilyn Monroe.

But hey, Kate is a good mom, I saw her tell her children to say thank you after getting a free sample at the Whole Foods one time. Most celebrities don't do that, they have their Nanny do it.

Lindsey, I was concerned after you brought up both Marilyn Monroe and Heath Ledger in one interview. Thank god you didn't bring up Natalie Wood or James Dean. Then you would have had a celebrity death trifecta. It's like saying Bloody Mary too many times, you would have been killed by your own vanity the next time you…

I fucking love Veronica Mars, as an aspiring intrepid girl private detective from San Diego I'm pretty sure that's what my life was supposed to be like in High School.

This is why I only date men I meet on Craigslist.

Because it's not on Netflix instant /fail

This is a very accurate portrayal of my professional life.

Why is this movie not on Netflix instant? Why?

Hearted.

African Dance is getting very popular in the dance community. Where do you live? Maybe I can point you in the right direction.

Oh, I did. There were other serious issues, but that was the last straw. Also, I called her mother.

I assure you ma'am. This is far better for those girls.

Ha! Hearted.