I’m happy (not happy) to see your comment. My buddy and I did ours together, submitted them in April, got the same email back and then silence. I think they likely just have a large backlog because it’s really popular?

I just read your comment and felt like Amy Poehler’s mom character in Mean Girls. I love a selfie pile.

Ugh. I feel you on this, I used to be jokingly called the “Queen of confrontation” (Seinfeld reference) but after a time I confronted some old asshole he started following me around and banging on my door late at night. He ended up arrested, but who knows what could’ve happened.

I know if I could afford to own this room I could afford to pay someone else to clean it but my first thought was FUCK IMAGINE DUSTING THAT ROOM.

I managed to close out of it (and am kicking myself for even clicking the Twitter link because I should know better) in time - I'm sorry you weren't able to. I'm sick to my stomach just knowing its out there.

Woah. Your friend has boundary issues.

I clicked on it without thinking (I don’t know what I thought it was, considering it was obvious) and as soon as I saw the gun come in the frame I locked my phone and was too nervous to look at it again. So fucking morbid and awful. I just feel terrible for their families.

There's that classic American ability to understand/take a joke.

you are missing the first 12 seconds of the video at the top of this post.

ugh, I hate AFFS.

oh frig, that is the best. I just love it. Thanks!

Welp. At least netflix still has the long episodes because they are pretty much the exact same amount of time it takes me to get supper ready and on the table.

I think that’s why people love them so much!

Go right now and report back! Now!

So pumped mall makeovers are back (?)(!)

For what it’s worth - I don’t think kids stop being gross until they’re about 30. So what I’m saying is, you can send me an allowance and put my picture on your fridge.

I'm sure they can (and likely still do in some places!) but you'll be so exhausted you may not give a shit. Pregnancy and childbirth (and children) are disgusting.

They used to but there’s now a movement towards skin to skin contact immediately after birth. My kid was plopped on my chest (this might gross you out - be warned) with the cord still attached. She hung out there for a few mins before I delivered the placenta and they weighed her/wiped off some of the goop. She had…

Gorgeous!

Hehehe you'll likely want at least a couple for yourself but I don't blame you for not wanting those goopy pictures constantly being commented on. When I see other peoples pics of brand new-all purple-covered in white goo babies I get weirded out but I like looking at my own.