katesaysno
Kate
katesaysno

because this article is about an old white lady...

I suppose I should be happy that this video isn't available in my country.

GROSS.

So it's like a mandatory tip? Is this a common thing? I've never seen it on a bill before!

This is the jezebel article about the RH franchise that I didn't know I was waiting for.

Yes! Another brilliant commenter just said the same, I googled it and the lady uses dental floss (easily distinguishable/slides out easily) and my mind is BLOWN.

holy shit.

!!!

I'm at work so I can't watch it right meow, but I am thanking you in advance if this helps me figure it out!

I have been knitting for 10+ years and I still can't take apart rows and redo them. I always end up starting over and it is one of the most frustrating things. Why can't I figure it out?! As soon as I take any stitch off the needle it immediately pulls through the previous loop/creates a hole.

All I could think of while watching the video was "... but, if she's crocheting she wouldn't have needles. She would have a hook. Why would he write that?! WHY".

...do you guys just eat slices of bread for supper out of the bag?

Does it take you less than 5 minutes to do the dishes?

I'm having sympathy jaw pains just reading this.

Are you talking like "bowl of cereal" Breakfast dishes? Because any blow job giver worth their weight in salt can get the job done faster than supper dishes.

If successful, can you make sure the flight plan includes passing over my house? I wouldn't mind it raining money on me.

kinja commenting is giving me grief (is anyone else finding the site to be wonky today?) so I'm not going to try to reply to everyone. I'm getting a little flack here, so I guess that's an indication that I should have been more thoughtful - I was just responding to that specific quote and clearly that rubbed

she was only paid $50,000 for her Oscar-winning role inPrecious, adding that director Lee Daniels later told her she'd been blackballed for not playing by Hollywood's politics. "I'm not complaining about the money because that's what I signed up for," she says.

luckily gawker media is here to save you from one day of people being interested in something you're over: