ha.

Jealous. Mine stopped growing back riiiiiggghhhhtttt after the "thin brows are best" phase and now I'm always colouring them in (although, according to this granny, maybe thats my problem).

I don't get why this has to be framed like Missy "stole" the show. It's not like Missy was in the crowd, jumped out of her seat and snatched the mic away. This was obviously a planned collaboration. No need to pit one against the other, leave that to the grown ass men bashing into each other for millions of dollars.

Right?!

It could be! I usually try to plan my meals to make sure I have leftovers for lunch the next day. If you got the two person box you could do the same.

So basically you hang around with a bunch of weird assholes stuck in their "glory" days. Cool. Good life.

I like yours better

My epidural came way too late in the game to actually do anything except make one leg a little tingly but I am assuming they hooked hers right into whatever connects to the pleasure response zone in the brain because she is trippin'.

Sometimes my partner likes to bring up how hilariously out of it I was on fentanyl during my (very lengthy) labour. I am a pretty high strung, neurotic person so it was a treat for him to see me so... chill. At one point I told him I was the queen of the world.

survey says: insufferable.

Exactly.

My friend and I were emailing about this very same article earlier this week.

the classic celebrity "Do you know who I am?" card

something seems to have gone very, very wrong here.

A) You are not a police officer.

I mean, I speak English and I don't go wandering around with GPM or some other such random combo adhered to my body.

I mean, I speak English and I don't go wandering around with GPM or some other such random combo adhered to my body.

Woah.

I kind of love it. I think it's using your fame in a way that is pretty selfless. Not that they *need* people to buy them shit, but I think it's a really sweet tribute to their pending babe.

So if doors and locks work, why all the guns?