Ouff. I'm sorry that you're dealing with this. I hope he's kind of clueless about how hurtful he's being because otherwise he's just a jerk on this.

Just pathetic. I can't imagine being that much of a miserable mouth-breather.

Don't respond to the troll. What a piece of garbage.

I just flagged. What a loser.

I can't help, but I'm really sorry friend.

I thought to myself the other day that a see through toilet would make explaining the diaper to toilet switch to my toddler easier. And then I realized that would be gross to watch.

This seems like as good of a place as any to leave this but: there is a woman who works in my building that always sprays a shit ton of perfume after she poops. The bathroom doesn't have stalls, just the toilet and a sink so you walk in and there's no escape. It smells like floral poop which is a thousand times worse…

Would you consider yourself a fan? If so, yes.

ME. That's who.

haha I had the same thought!

PREACH.

cheesus, I just re-read that. I am obnoxious.

I do double denim way more than I likely should. I always make the same "canadian tuxedo" joke when I do it too. I am glad this is not a deal breaker for my husband.

I was really just hoping that you knew him.

Oh, that is embarassing.

Being rude to and/or fucking around with telemarketers.

...with the accent or seriously?

100% agreed on Dave Matthews and I'm willing to add Phish, U2 and MAtt Good.

was it Andrew WK? Because, girl, you missed out. He is fine.

Forgiveness is a hard thing to master, but generally leads to a much more productive conclusion.