I think, between this and the annual Williams-Sonoma catalog review, we have learned that Drew needs to do more catalog reviews.

Isn’t that just Lisa as a baby? I assume Lisa was a baby at some point and all babies look basically the same. Furthermore, Maggie wears a blue bow, not a yellow bow.

At least Denise already has her tagline.

Who knew Jamie Kennedy was a piece of shit racist?

Milo Yiannopoulos as a callous British abortion doctor described in the script as “an Anglo-Jew from India, with an unusual habit of an awkward giggle at the end of every sentence.”

I’m going to be pissed if he comes out of the cave, sees his shadow, and gives us six more weeks of LeBronWatch.

“Getting Hit by a Bus” Uses, Ranked

59. Yard Sale

Really? Really? No “Hit by a Bus” in a Deadspin listicle?

I know how uncomfortable the foot longs make you

Anyone? No?

So is her face a sandwich?

Reminds me of when Bill Maher was on Stephen Colbert, and he called him Steve.

You’re a terrible googler. Ten minutes?! She has a wikipedia page!

I don’t know what the men’s excuse was, but good for you that you could afford to quit your job. Not everyone has that luxury and expecting that is holding people - especially people with less economic opportunities - to a completely impossible standard. I worked my ass off in a male-dominated field with few…

Eh, when you’re relatively unlikeable like Hardwick then why bother admitting fault. You’re fucked anyway. He’s not exactly Tom Hanks.

Do you know William Hughes personally? Does he let you call him Bill?

This isn’t a courtroom.

Yeah, kinda like how women are always guilty until proven innocent of lying about being raped or harassed or treated like shit on a daily fucking basis, huh?

These guys... They’re never going to learn.