Hey all you AMC execs out there....ya, I’m looking at you. And I’m looking at you, Mr. Vince Gilligan.

Um... neither. No one has time to be dealing with useless adults like this when you are bleeding out on the floor. A guy who wants a cookie for doing basic adult functions is not someone to be with in a meaningful way.

Pssst. The whole point of deadspin’s coverage of this story is that nothing we hear before 7/1 is meaningful.

When I was deciding where to move to from Anchorage for other work in oil / gas, I got a few offers from places in Houston. I asked a bunch of my co-workers who had lived in Houston about the companies and the city, and after hearing nothing but complaints about the city, I cornered one guy and told him to tell me…

*dies from exsanguination by mosquitos and heat stroke*

What I hate about myself is that I will click on any “where is LeBron going article.”

I would love to see LeBron just dunk on LaVar all day. LaVar goes off on CNN about how his son doesn’t see the minutes he needs because James is selfish and LeBron just tweets, “u bum” and immediately owns him forever. God, I want that.

Like LeBron, the Challenger used to have O rings.

How difficult could it be to strap him to a raft and push him out into the middle of the Pacific Ocean?

he does not like Houston as a city.

There is no way in hell he’s playing in LA with LaVar Ball there. Zero chance.

Think about baseball, think about baseball, think about baseball, ...

I love baseball. Where else can you see two guys get to third base on the same play as a foul ball out.

Royals management informed the woman that a fire like that should be in a dumpster, where it will be pitching the next homestand.

Small Left Eye Lopes

Who could have anticipated something terrible and ignorant coming from a CrossFitter?

I don’t doubt their abilities, but LeBron is a cyborg. Even his junk is living tissue over metal endo-testicles.

Is there any proof that LeBron can actually be injured?

The NBA should punish any team that Hinkie-tanks by making Mark Jackson and Shaq their local broadcast play-by-play team.

But he published lots of details about JFK that would be considered personal and separate from his public life. He discussed his lovers and had to remove parts of Darkside of Camelot about Marilyn Monroe that turned out to be based on forged evidence. (His source forged not him.)