Wait, Nick wasn’t a grifter, he was a good guy, a deaf mute who befriended Tom Cullen. M-O-O-N, that spells drifter

Franklin had his assistant request that all the writers come to his mansion and they were reminded multiple times to bring their bikinis. Franklin...also...express[ed] preference for male writers

One year when I was a young kid my dad, being an early riser, came pounding on our bedroom door saying we were going to be late for the bus. We all freaked out and ran downstairs. It was Saturday, April 1, and he had made pancakes. How is this hard, internet dipshits?

This sounds like one of those charter schools Betsy DeVos wants to give more money to! You know, those great ‘traditional’ values, like sexism and wanting to defund the Special Olympics. Don’t forget not caring about students’ civil rights on school property.

If he was tearing her down or trying to make her feel stupid for not liking the same things then drag him. I dealt with that shit because I didnt care for Arrested Development. I liked the mom tho. But this just sounds like “i really love this band and want you to love it too” type of thing. Which is something that…

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

How is encouraging someone to listen to something new bad? They may find something that they really like, or just really relate to. I’ve found tons of new music that I really enjoy because my friends (male and female) have recommended something to me.

Did you miss the part where Shane said that Mandy didn’t listen to…

Toepick!

I refuse this was anything but an orchestrated PR grab. I hadn’t heard anything out of the Kardashians in a couple of weeks, and I’d never even heard of Ms. Wood. Now they’re competing with the Trump scandal of the hour across the media landscape. 

I see what you’re getting at, but I’d never lick Tristan Thompson’s dick to spite my coworkers.

Is this a joke? Really? Whiteface has no history. It’s rooted in nothing. Blackface is a destructive historical atrocity. That’s why one is offensive and the other is Chapelle show & Wayans memes

remind us again when white folks were denied, oh, i dunno, anything, because of the color of their skin?

but what?

Maybe a super contagious cold goes around and society becomes a chaotic dystopia because all the men think they’re dying.

Well that’s going to be the shortest movie ever made. And Elisabeth Moss - can you fucking stop already?! Between this and Scientology, I am disappoint.

I just googled it... It's uhh, pretty bad

Liam Neeson has been blowing up on Twitter all day and you’re reporting about a Rolling Stone reporter? It’s like, who cares.

awwww lindy! reminiscing about that jezebel period when she worked here.

Lindy West’s tenure here was truly a golden age.  I miss the days when I’d regularly have to try to suppress laughter at my desk so people wouldn’t know that I wasn’t doing work.  I think people thought I made really intense and strange faces while I worked.

You accuse Deadspin of whoring for clicks and start off by mentioning how many stars you have. I infer things from this.