I'm a lesbian and I'd marry Johnny Depp too. He's beautiful like a girl.

C'mon, don't be disingenuous. It's not just about the age difference. It's the whole dump-your-long-time-love-for-some-woman-from-work-who's-half-your-age, typical male mid-life crisis bullshit.

Not even one with Carlos Baerga AND Charles Nagy air brushed on it???

Evidence.

Everyone always goes to that well — I have no idea why people think that makes it make more sense. It's not exactly difficult to remember "32 is freezing." Besides which, Fahrenheit allows for more precision without getting into stupid decimals. Celsius sucks balls.

Well, if that photo tells us anything it's that while being with Ms. Heard might be doing great things for Mr. Depp emotionally, she's wreaking havoc on that wax statue of him she's standing beside.

Really, Nick Cannon???

Skyline chili is disgusting.

"Little Debbie's Oatmeal Queef Pie"

OH THANK GOD... I was thinking you guys weren't gonna have this today. Now I can read it and get the eff out of my office.

Yet another excellent reason for birth control to be available on every corner, for free. Of course these children should be cared for and loved now that they're here, but a great many adults are totally unfit for parenthood in the first place.

I disagree completely. There is nothing identifiable about the child in this picture and I wouldn't put it here if there was, trust me. But showing this photo adds a very powerful visual element to this story that hammers home the severity of the situation that words just would not be able to do. I say that as someone…

For a second I forgot Forever 21 is a store with money in it and I was wondering what the hell a werewolf was going to do with a sack full of tiny dresses.

If Josh Radnor is the ensemble member to struggle to have a successful career following HIMYM I will be both unsurprised and okay with it.

Radnor seems blissfully unaware of how almost everyone watching it in the later seasons was actually watching it *just* to find out how he met the mother and who she was... The crazy adventures stopped being charming and entertaining and started being sad and boring after a few seasons.

That's a thong. THESE are Granny panties.

It should have been called " how I settled for your mother so I could have the kids I wanted and then went back to the real love of my life once she died" Horrible ending.

Imma let you finish but this was the best sketch of all time...

First, props for covering how stupid this issue is.

HERE TOO. Hangover hell.