I totally forgot to mention Taylor's watercolor. Just lovely. I predict she will be the next Gwyneth Paltrow.

Kurt Cobain wrote a song called "Something In The Way." As it turned out, that something was his face, and it was in the way of a bullet.

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.

"Hole" Kurt Cobain's wife was in a band of that name, and he also had one too many of them in his head.

I just re-watched all of LOST recently and it was simultaneously the best and worst thing I have ever done in my life.

CHARLIE AT #39??!?!? ARE YOU JOKING.

Denney is on the fast track to AA this year.

You know what is in Fla-Vor-Ice/Otter Pops? Water, high fructose corn syrup/sugar, some food coloring, and fruit juice.

I've always been a fan of Lohan's sexual antics, if not her general behavior.

That's what I like about all of these "Dazed and Confused" jokes. I get older, they stay the same age.

From the first line of the article: "former NBA player." In this context, NBA stands for National Basketball Association, a professional sporting league in North America dedicated to playing basketball, which is a sport consisting of two 5-player teams who attempt to throw a ball through a hoop suspended 10 feet off…

As someone who got bullied frequently in a school where teachers and administrators did nothing to help, as someone who was small for her age who couldn't physically defend herself, I would have loved it if my mom beat up my bully for me.

Jared Leto's speech about his mother made me cry like a baby. Even more than Lupita's speech (I cried for that too, just not as much). I think I'm more in love with him now than when he was Jordan Catellano.

It had to be done.

"there's someone else dumb enough that would replace you."

Yeah, I don't love how public he's making it (because I'm awkward about stuff like that) but I also think the critics are forgetting that every child is different, and presumably he leaves a wife or trusted guardian behind who will certainly know the evolving needs of their child better than any of us.

Nope. Not crying. I am totally not crying.

Her broken ankle doesn't look nearly as bad as Drew's broken spirit.

It might have zero of the toxins, but it still contains a lot of the stench. Which is super pleasant when you're trying to eat a meal and some asshole is vaporizing the place with his zero toxins.