Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.
THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS
Everything you wrote is nonsense.
yesterday the pussy posse, today the wolf pack, tomorrow wild hogs 2.
Literally everything I write on his website is for my own amusement.
It’s when you kissed a girl and you liked it and it tastes like cherry Chapstick
What school did ya’ll go to where one year only cost $10,000?!
The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.
She looks suspiciously like a crazed version of Sarah Jessica Parker.
Kate Bosworth, Sienna Miller, Blake Lively, Monica Potter, Gretchen Mol, Elizabeth Shue, Katherine Heigl, LeeLee Sobieski. And Chloe Sevigny. How can I forget Chloe.
A girl from a modest financial background reporting a rape by a multimillionaire to the police. LOL.
I feel like the beard is a ploy to detract from the wig. “Look at all this hair growing out of my head, can’t stop it! grows all over the place!”
I know right? Sometimes kids have meltdowns, sometimes they attempt to fling their angry little bodies into traffic, and sometimes you have to grab them so they don’t run blindly into other people/scream forever in the store/kill themselves. Whatcha gonna do? Little kids are dumb and/or insane.
My mother has definitely had to do that to me in the past when I was being a little shit. Luckily she hasn’t had to do it for a whole year, so I feel like I’m finally nearing adulthood.
I love how impish Stephen is though. Like, he KNEW Casey was being ridiculously testy and could have stopped that line of jokes to save the interview. But instead, he clearly wanted to push the limit of how ridiculously testy he could get this guy to be on television, probably partially out of principle and partially…
It had better because he’s growing like a fucking weed and pretty soon will be a six foot seven twelve year old.
His absence was the best thing about last season.
Just had to say how much I loved having a 99.9% Kardashian free Dirt Bag!