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You know what’s really dumb? Murdering four people in 1970's San Francisco, which is what Ted Cruz did.

Let’s be clear, this wasn’t my case. We were asked to write an amicus brief.

Muggle’s gotta do what a muggle’s gotta do.

It’s legal to donate a kidney, but not for someone to cut a kidney out of you without your consent. I think that’s the kind of law that should be in effect here.

It’s hilarious. Mocking Ted Cruz is almost as fun as mocking the orange freak, whom I am pretty sure is responsible for a string of cow mutilations that took place in the Midwest.

I call bullshit on all this. You’re only talking about yourself here. Some people can love deeply but still need some strange. Real talk.

Counterpoint: this is awesome


Because I would reroute all traffic to his sight to a website featuring him reimaged as a naked weasel doing an awkward strip tease to Loser. Or change all the pictures of her on the site to pictures of his bank statement. Or program a drone to follow him around and blast fart noises every time someone accesses the

You could not only do the GoFundMe thing, but I’m fairly sure hackers can make his website redirect straight to the GoFundMe page. Combine the DDOS idea with the fundraising. Wins all around.

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This isn’t about their son. This about his feelings of control. Waah waah, I’m a giant baby and this woman won’t let me control her life!

Because it’d be “nicer” and “less political” if Obama stepped aside and just let the next president do it later. Or something! Omigawd, wotta maroon.

I cannot vote for a man who doesn’t know to unbutton his jacket when he sits down.

Man, they are so salty that Obama might get one more Justice on the SC before he leaves office. It’s fucking hilarious seeing these people who want to have the highest position of power in the country show they have no idea how the fucking Constitution actually works. I’m no law scholar but i’m pretty sure there isn’t

It depends on how you look at it. If you know your life is going to get immeasurably worse from here on out because of a terminal illness, I’d rather go out on my own terms, while I still have my mental capabilities, and am not a burden on my loved ones. I don’t want their last memories of me crying out in pain, with

It’s possible to be both mentally ill and a complete asshole, and not have the latter derive from the former.

Ko-dependency.

I’m sorry, Tony. I was only making fun of you because of my own deep insecurities. You made that cow vest work.

But, like, aren’t they making modern petroglyphs for future generations????