on the one hand, my kid’s a hit man. on the other, he says please and thank you and “we don’t kill women and children.”
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They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.
I heard they’re naming the baby Unbwakeable Chyna.
oh man I sigh all the time. I don’t know if it’s stress or just a habit, but I am constantly being asked if I’m ok.
sometimes i read old ones and remember the days before gawker took away all that was Good and Fun.
Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.
I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…
Also, unless there is an empty seat between you, NEVER push up the dividing armrest. It is down for a reason- my space on this side, your space on that side. This is a sacred and powerful divider. Even if parts of you are spilling under it and squeezing against my thighs, I can pretend that it impossible because the…
Bespoke Hermes, no doubt.
If I could French braid my hair all by myself, it would be my exclusive hairdo. It looks flattering on me and it keeps my hair contained and off my neck. Plus, as a lifelong super straight hair haver, I love how wavy and textured it looks when I take it out.
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Yeah, but whatever inmate did injure or kill him would end up getting another decade or two added to their sentence, and that really wouldn’t be fair to the inmate.
Everyone is at risk in prison. People are hurt and murdered in prison all the time. So unless they're outing everyone in protective custody, this isn't fair.
It’s all an incestuous mass of white people fucking with guns.
That one will need a high security bathtub, rather than a cell.