Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

I had the same thought. I have 2 friends who could count on me to help bury a body. But a CHILD’S BODY??!! I’d probably call the cops on their ass.

Who gives a shit about Steven Avery? What about his nephew, Brendan?

He has significant cognitive impairments which likely affected his fine motor skills, including his handwriting.

Shut it down guys, we’re only a month in to 2016 and we already have the comment of the year

How on earth are you out of the greys?

I’m not sure if this is the right spot for a review of “Making a Murderer”

tl, dr

That's just like your opinion, man

Very confused.

Very confused.

Hell, Lelo’s video on their site now shows people using them on their necks at work. AS IF!

Hell, Lelo’s video on their site now shows people using them on their necks at work. AS IF!

Stocking up on food & drink and canceling all your weekend plans might not be the worst idea.

Stocking up on food & drink and canceling all your weekend plans might not be the worst idea.

This kills me every time.

This kills me every time.

well it was nice knowing you, at least we know you’ll be happy. Drink lots of water.

well it was nice knowing you, at least we know you’ll be happy. Drink lots of water.

Was anyone confused about how vibrators were featured in old timey catalogs. It was always pictured being caressed by a woman next to her face or neck and the heading was something like, Massage Your Stress Away. When I was a young adult, I was shocked to learn that you did not use a vibrator on your face.

Was anyone confused about how vibrators were featured in old timey catalogs. It was always pictured being caressed…

• Literally no one cares what Bristol Palin the entire Palin Family tree thinks about the Oscars anything.
  

I’m more uncomfortable with the arm tattoo staring...just staring at me from behind the shirt. No joke, it’s giving me goosebumps (and not the exciting kind, either).

“Build someone a fire and they’re warm for an hour, but set someone on fire and they’re warm for the rest of their life.”

One of my favorite sentiments is “never light yourself on fire to keep someone else warm.” You can’t help or be there for anyone else if you can’t keep yourself whole and sane.