A small place

Melisandre put a leech on his dick and then Davos gave him a rowboat to escape and he's been rowing ever since. The show just left him in the boat.

I love Cersei but I don't root for her. I love her because she is totally nuts and kind of evil but really layered.

Saurons backstory aaahhhh hahahah

Because he grew up with Sansa as her (bastard) half brother. That's the relationship they have. He's never met Dany.

... I was roofed by a bartender while out with a man.

My mom got accidentally pregnant with her third at 40. I still feel bad for her. My sister’s alright, though.

Aw, don't. Kitty is beautiful!

I work at an animal shelter and we got a cat whose owner was dead for a week before being found. And he ate his person a little bit.

Thank you for helping deliver one of the most perfectly sordid reads that I didn't even know I needed after my Terrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

A 22 year old Russian “billionaire” is definitely not a good influence.

Honestly we have a few feral cats right now where I swear that is their thinking...

I’m still pulling for Rickon and Shaggydog.

Xaro Xohan Ducksauce (prob more like daxos or something but I like ducksauce)

Don’t know the official answer but I’m heavily tattooed and work in an animal shelter and none of our more rambunctious creatures have caused any long term damage, despite their best efforts.

Thank you for giving me the tl;dr of this.

I liked his chapters a lot too. But I don’t think they’ve been well done in the show, it’s a lot less of interesting history and a lot more just being boring in the snow.

It was a lovely way to start my Saturday.

Being on this thread is a really good kick in the pants for me to get my shit together and quit.

Oh my god I never knew how badly I need this until you said it.