I’ve found that anytime I don’t know a celebrity, there’s a 95% chance that it’s some YouTuber.

The worst part about this is the unexplained reason the contact information appears in the left margin.

Probably not, but his share of what the NCAA made off of him should take care of him.

So Tebow had 3 ABs yesterday and managed to create 5 outs. He just does more with less.

He’s every sportswriter’s wet dream, that’s for sure. Student of the game. A pro’s pro.

At least he’s got that Sandlot residual money to fall back on.

Imagine how many more shoes Nike can sell now that they can say “If the fastest man in the NFL wouldn’t take $1 million dollars to wear Adidas shoes, why would you pay for them?”

I would think the marketing people are ballistic that a million dollars wasn’t enough to get the fastest prospect to wear their shoes.

Man, contrast this with the Washington NFL team. You wonder why GSW has one of the NBA’s best coaches and attracts great Free Agents and Washington... doesn’t. Keeping your word is just good business strategy.

Urban soccer myth...somone choked on his tongue and died after a hard hit. Now players do that all the time, not realizing that they’re far more likely to paralyze him than they are to “save” him.

Yeah, the players appear to have the same misconception that you do. It’s the exact opposite of First Aid 101 to try and save them from “choking on their tongue”. It’s physically impossible to choke on your own tongue and all you’re doing if you reach in there is putting yourself at risk for significant injury as…

You don’t swallow your tongue when you have a seizure. Thats a myth. Now, he could bite his tongue and swallow a piece of it, but if he’s clenching his jaw from a seizure, its a moot point to attempt to open it. Besides, he was concussed and sometimes people clench their jaws when that happens. Good thing is, you can…

And that’s pure bullshit. It’s why CPR guidelines have changed and chest compressions are most important with breathing, while still important, is less empathized - both because of it not being 100% necessary in most cases and that it’s the biggest reason why bystanders don’t do CPR when no one qualified is around.…

Congratulations on being a stupid 15 year old who thinks they know more than they actually do.

Must be a European thing. In Boxing and UFC here they take the mouthpiece out but a concussion and a seizure aren’t the same. I would call them behind the times but whatever, keep manipulating the vertebrae of a guy who went face first onto the turf :-S

How is it possible you and all the other similar responses live in 2017, have the Internet, and still believe it is possible to swallow your tongue?

People who mistakenly think you can swallow your tongue when you have a seizure or get knocked out. Spoiler alert: You can’t.

Wobbly. Fat. Tits out in public. Pretty sure I dated her.

I liked how the dad went on a long rant about his violent hatred of deer. He dies from Chris impaling him with a deer’s head.

Also, shout out to Alison Williams’ performance. Even when we saw the old photos, I assumed she was getting hypnotized to have all of her past interests wiped from her memory right up until the bit with the keys. And she made a great determined psychopath at the end, would like to see her in more roles like that.