if you’re in public, you should assume someone with hundreds of thousands of followers on twitstagram is in the crowd.

i like him. : (

and they’re acting like this is just payback for how upset people were at obama... they roll their eyes and say “people said the same thing about obama.”

“crushed”

i like how “dog story” accounts for nearly 1% of all the words in this dog story.

to be fair, the charge of molestation carries with it the biggest stain of any crime. you’d have to have had your head in the sand for the entire 80s to not appreciate the seriousness and impact of even such investigations, regardless of whether they end in a conviction or not.

welcome to 2017.

but they dont do this in football... and there’s a lot more concussions in the NFL than in the premier league. (i think.)

they used “black ice” because it sounds like “black guys”

it’s actually different state to state, but california has a 70 year postmortem ban on commercial use of dead celebrities’ likenesses.

you have a “understanding context” problem

took me too long to scroll to find the right answer. have a star from a grey!

not only that, he’s totally wrong about what he’s screeching about. injury timeouts don’t keep the clock stopped.

he didn’t have to do that. “injury timeouts” don’t keep the clock stopped until the snap. it starts running again like nothing happened unless one of the teams actually calls a timeout.

“Yes, it is the injured player’s job to get off the damned field to keep the clock running.”

there are “injury timeouts” before that but the clock starts back up again like nothing ever happened once the player is off the field.

clock starts back up again after an injury.

injury timeouts don’t stop the clock. after the player is off the field, the clock starts running again. how do all these lawyer commenters at deadspin not know the rules?

except the clock starts back up once the injured player is off the field and a team needs to call a timeout to keep the clock stopped.

“Don’t for a second claim that you really were. You (liberals as a whole) most certainly were not, neither was the media as a whole.”