“(Add it up: 655 R and 591 RA in 149 games this season: 4.4 R/G, 4 RA/G.) That’s, uh, extremely not good.”

i really like the (!!!) after RBI instead of the slashline with a 1.100 OPS.

ever read the universal baseball association inc. by robert coover? you should give it a looksie. it’s a novel about a man who invents a baseball fantasy game.

the NFL’s offsetting penalty rules are some of the most maddening, illogical rules of any professional sport

that’s an ad for a shitty storage company and fuck them.

this ALL reads so much better in a new zealand accent

i think people have pointed it out, but generally speaking: with most online dating sites, men are encouraged to send the first message and response rates can be low since not all the profiles on the site are active. so many men tackle it like a strategy, cast a wide net and see who they can actually meet up with. if…

big balls wilford brimley comin in with the finger poke

this made me laugh too hard

the reason people doubt he had anything to do with it is because social media accounts for television shows are usually handled by interns or outside agencies. MAYBE an intern heard that joke in the writers room and tweeted it out. but it seems pretty unlikely that said intern then piped up and interrupted…

one day it’ll be universally accepted that any fan of another team who actually answers this question earnestly without prefacing their statement with an acknowledgment that their pain over a failed draft pick is minute compared to that felt by blazer fans will have shown at least one trait on the 21st item checklist…

im probably an idiot but why are people putting different numbers at the end of their shoe names? not getting this joke is bothering me.

this is a good observation. and makes the trade for love even more baffling. they gave away a #1 in the first year of a rookie contract for a big who would be a free agent the following offseason, when they’d have had one year to assess team needs and the space to sign a max deal.

barrage? it’s more like a trickle from the fringes.

holy shit you got straight rekt!!! hahahaha

this is a dumb thing to speculate about.

the idea is that keeping curry on westbrook helps their defensive scheme. usually. ideally it neutralizes the rest of the thunder team and allows the warriors an athletic roamer (whoever is guarding roberson) to basically play 5 on 4 defense. and the other warriors better matchup well with the rest of the thunder. but…

their scheme this series has been more than just being freakishly athletic

yeah, tough to write off their performance when they were driving and dishing at will all game. westbrook can go wherever he wants on the court. on the other end, curry looks a step slow, the thunder are playing great defense and the warriors’ offense wasn’t getting good looks or moving the ball well all night.

as an influencer, i get approached by social media managers all the time but i’ve never offered to put something in my mouth. it does sound like a fun conversation.