“This is not a model UN”

Pretty off topic, but if you ever want to see something genuinely sweet, watch the “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee” with Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks. It will probably break your heart a little, but it’s great.

People who talk for a living are sometimes going to say something really stupid. Like a surgeon who has performed one surgery 2000 times is eventually going to leave a sponge in one of their patient’s guts. Hope it’s not you.

Sound not found in nature.

We are going to have a garage sale soon, and I’ve been going through old cd’s. I came across “Bobby Short Loves the Twenties” and now basically the whole album is stuck in my head.

Congratulations on becoming ungreyed. Huzzah!

Even the most enthusiastic Congressional Republican knows at this point that Trump isn’t up to the job. Temperamentally, he’s simply unfit. They know he’s doing real damage, but they won’t say it because they want to see tax cuts for the very richest Americans (that ALWAYS works,) before they disown him. They would…

I’ve thought of that episode many times in the last couple of days. I even tried to explain it to my husband, who had never seen it, with mixed results.

She’s old, didn’t really understand computers, and did what her last two predecessors had done. It’s really not a great mystery.

To quote Kate McKinnon’s Jeff Sessions:”I talk real cute, but I’m a danger to the country!”

Last time I saw this Libertarian, we were standing in the middle of their twenty minutes from DC, million dollar, two and a half acre manse and roasting cheap hotdogs that were going in cheap buns. Someone brought up Trump and I said that when inevitably my family was living in a Hooverville, on the the outside of our…

Please tell your son that he is brave and right and true. That things are crazy now, but his instincts are correct and it won’t always be like this. And let me know where to send the banana chocolate chip muffins, because he’s earned them.

Prior to Jimmy Carter, we all kept every single light on whether we were in the room or not. It was not uncommon to drive past blocks of houses with every window lit up like a giant Christmas tree. During and after his Presidency, this became shameful; a thing that you did if you weren’t patriotic. I distinctly…

I live in a liberal area of a liberal city, But my son came home a couple of weeks ago and told me the following, fifth grade story from school:

Even if you’d actually invented the elevator, this is better.

This is brilliant, and I’m stealing it.

Everything is so strange, chaotic and dire just now, there is very little that is actually “funny” anymore.

Then you never heard the audio clip of Ted Nugent during a concert. Apparently he was in full camo and carrying 2 machine guns while saying the following:

Fuck Trump and his radio talk show albino sidekick, Mike Pence. All the jobs are in green energy. Even Trump voters won’t be able to ignore that, eventually.

I think Lisa Bloom is doing for her client what lawyers are paid to do for their clients; lie and spin and spin lies. That’s why people don’t like lawyers.