What a good way to describe the aftershocks; like a book you once read. When my son was just a little past one year, I had the fear of God put into me with him. I think it may have been literally the most frightened I’ve ever been in my life. Now he’s ten years old, and it seems just like that, like it was in a book I…

Yes. I guess it’s the natural outgrowth of home schooling.

When I was growing up, I knew at minimum a dozen Christians who actually lived by some of the most famous words of Jesus:”That which you do to the least of my brothers, you also do unto me.” Where did all those people go?

Facebook is the modern equivalent of the Christmas newsletter, except it’s sent every single goddamned day. “Bill and I took the kids whitewater rafting through Yosemite”, and “Liesel made the National Honor Roll, we are expecting her brothers, Bradley and Logan to catch up with her academically (Brad won Honorable…

Yeah, I don’t know why I was so shocked by this part. The title says straight out that Fredo spent Earth Day hunting Prairie dogs. As you do.

If the Democrats were smart, they would run an add against this guy with the line, “Greg Gianforte thinks the retirement age should be more than 600 years old. Also, he thinks people live for 600 years. Come on, guys.”

The Republican persecution complex does seem limitless. And yet I never hear about them inviting Paul Krugman to speak at Bob Jones University, do you?

Thanks. You’re very kind. I would give up every material thing that I own, (and I own some very nice material things,) to have reality be so much different and better than it is just now. I don’t care about that shit anymore. Current reality is insupportable and I refuse to accept it. Beginning to stock up on canned…

It looks like a very special group Punk’d episode where they thought they were just going to Red Lobster to coffee klatche about the 3-5 million illegal voters, but as soon as they got in the van Ashton Kutcher appeared out of nowhere and said, “Just kidding! You guys are going to see the President! In the Oval…

If we live through this administration, both of these pictures should be blown up life size, one in the Residence and one in the antechamber of the Oval Office, because “lest we forget”.

Yeah, that time The Nuge announced to the crowd at a “concert” that he wanted to put a gun in Hillary’s vagina and pull the trigger and everyone went nuts........Even the Secret Service thought it was so hilarious, they went to his house to hear more of his murder jokes.

I think finally, finally he got drunk and woke up the next day with a hyper-realistic tattoo of Hillary on his right forearm. T-shirt weather is coming, and no matter how hard he scrubs, IT WON’T COME OFF.

That’s my favorite movie, so this is the best gif, in my opinion.

He made a reality show entrance, hired cheerleaders with fake homemade signs, and the first words out of his mouth were, “Mexicans are rapists.” How is it even possible that it didn’t end right freaking there?

Trump should be brought up on racketeering charges, just for the threats he’s made (“Fuck you, pay me) about NATO.

If you can organize this community, I’m in. Except for a fraction, the people I know are stupid, selfish, or both.

Yes. But the government still subsidizes certain crops over others, like soybean and corn, which is primarily used to feed livestock. If hamburger was $35 a pound and pork chops were $40, would you still buy them? Cheese is heavily underwritten also. Would you ever again buy Brie if it was $100 a pound?

But that’s exactly what makes it so terrible.

I’ve tried to respond to you several times now but have been interrupted every time.

On a scale of 1 to ten, how high are you right now?