Ha ha, yeah. The brown people. If only they worked harder for less money, perhaps there could be a dispensation for them. As it stands, I suppose you’re right, they have to go.

Racism is about as real here (especially on the South side of the city,) as it is in any other part of the country.

Honest question: are any of these people in your family serious readers that you know of? I have theories about kindness and reading habits, and am wondering if they apply here.

I’ve called both my Senators and my Representative about this multiple times. I went to a protest with a sign that said “No Muslim Ban! No Deportations! Stop sending away people we love!” I called Luis Gutierrez’s office, but they were like deer in the headlights. We can’t block ICE physically because we don’t know…

No, it’s called, “They don’t care about this specific thing.” They’re in my family too, and I can’t stand to talk to them anymore.

If only men were teachers, is there any doubt that they would start at $75,000 a year? How else could we get them to do it?

Google “Bannon” and “The Camp of the Saints”. This is a guy who thinks that all Muslim men want to have sex with their daughters. I’ll spare you the details, but he absolutely lives by it. It’s like how Ayn Rand is for Paul Ryan, except way more disgusting.

Just Goebbels. Or the reincarnation of Goebbels. Either is close enough. You absolutely don’t take your eyes off him for even one second. (Ask his parents, who both surely slept with one eye open.)

Best post ever.

Please don’t wish for their ruination. If that happens, it will likely effect you as well, in more ways than macro-economics. Wish for their enlightenment instead.

Yeah, Trump voters only eat twinkies, beef jerky and microwaveable chicken nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs. And chips. So many chips..........,

Women who voted for Trump are far beyond saving. Let’s focus on what we can actually save at this point.

We don’t need para-military groups, we need ordinary decent people to step in front of para-military Ice groups and and say that what they’re doing is wrong.

Don Jr. And Eric are brothers who look (and act) like their parents were also siblings.

My new motto is, “Maybe all assholes aren’t Republican, but all Republicans are assholes.” I may put it on a t-shirt.

Only day 81. But I’ve already started drinking so, yea?

“I got it done in the first 100 days,” he bragged during today’s Rose Garden ceremony. “That’s even nice. You think that’s easy?” What the fuck? Is he doing a Joe Pesci impersonation?

Like just like dear old Dad.

Her brothers look like their parents were also siblings.

I like you right back.