I fully support Jezebel’s new direction of being a bear-centric website.

Seriously, between Karen Page and Felecia Hardy, I’m thinking Kevin Smith’s got some issues.

Who here is excited to read reviews on Master Race and see how many delays it gets hit with? I know I am!

I know they say it’s coming this fall, but I’ve been waiting so long for this one to finish.

German WASPS?

Ah the two great bastions of credibility, Reddit and Huffington Post. Put together it’s like some kind of twisted Voltron of wrong-ness.

Fuck this day. Fuck this whole fucking week. Now I can cross “watch snuff film” off my NEVER CROSS ANYTHING OFF THIS FUCKING LIST list. Fuck everything.

I am moving to the Moon with Dan Harmon, crossing my fingers I'm one of the lucky 100 that gets to go.

Cats eh, I don’t think that will be a problem. Grab some booze.

Holy shit, China has 3 times as many people as us and aren’t even on this list.

I don’t want to live in a world where people think that NEWS REPORTERS should be armed.

Affluenza, divine inspiration, a misunderstanding of what constitutes consent, and a resemblance to Jason Schwartzman in Rushmore.

$1.4 vs $1.5 billion worldwide. Oh what will the Avengers’ franchise ever do to reverse this trend?

Obligatory:

Quirrell did it better.

Hopefully it was rich dumbasses and not broke suckers that were desperate and bought the snake oil.

^ In ~9 months from now, when this is proved right, you will be regarded as an Internet LEGEND

Just as a giant FU, I could see the show spending all season with Jerome clearly acting like the Joker, then close on a last scene where he starts quoting Jabberwocky.

Interestingly enough they aren’t promoting Feminism with the sign. What they mean is they have harnessed the power of girls as a renewable green energy source to power the production.

If you signed up for Ashley Madison with your work email, you should absolutely be fired. Not because of ethics, but because you’re too fucking stupid for employement.