That woman is over it. So very, very done with his hijinks.

John Oliver’s description of Donald Trump as “a clown made up of mummified foreskin and cotton candy” is one of the most visceral depictions I have ever heard.

For-fucking-really! I know kids have zero sense of time, so they think 30 is “middle aged” and 40 is “mostly dead”, but... who’s in charge of moving those goalposts, anyway?

The entire problem with America today can be traced directly back to the lax immigration policies of the Native Americans.

Idk, making fun of people who selfharm is kinda uncool.

Trump and a bed?

Don’t forget that he also thinks Beyoncé turns girls slutty.

Schrodinger’s Immigrant. I’ve never heard it called that, and I’m glad that today I did. That’s absolutely the perfect analogy. Wow.

It’s so much easier to fall in love with stylized imaginary versions of cities, like David Lynch’s LA or Carrie Bradshaw’s NYC. The reality of the piss-stained streets, homelessness problems, police corruption and pollution is never included in those romanticized ideals.

Schrodinger’s Immigrant. That is fucking brilliant. I’m totally stealing this.

Donald Trump has been rich all of his life. He was an honors student in high school. He attended Fordham and graduated from Wharton. He’s been working in business for 45 years.

This from the party who thinks that yelling ‘SOCIALISM!’ and ‘CLASS WARFARE!’ is a legitimate rebuttal of anything Obama has ever proposed doing.

That post really did make me do a full 180 on Trump. I’m glad he posted... whoop, still spinning, 360. OK back.

Mike Huckabee’s Platform:

illegal immigration leads to a “bad element” coming into the country

Trump-Huck 2016.

I always love the invocation of Schrodinger’s Immigrant: “them illegals stealing our jobs while they sit around on welfare popping out anchor babies.”

“Calling them a racist is sort of a way to end a legitimate and thoughtful discussion and that’s unfortunate.”

I’ve also heard this being referred to by old racists as “just tellin’ it like it is”.

i loves me some ldr. come at me.