I am damn proud he is the President of the United States.

This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.

Y’all Obama was SO TURNT. I was crying. He straight up WENT THERE about social justice, guns, and this country’s perpetual laziness when it comes to confronting racism. My favorite moment of his Presidency, hands down.

I created an account just to say how much I love these gifs. <3 Arsenal <3 Love

Imma bring this out again.

Donald Trump should just go ahead and murder someone while he’s at it. I mean, if he already hasn't.

Good for Balvin! We should all hit Trump where it hurts, his wallet. People should target The Apprentice next

“...the Supreme Court of the United States favors some laws over others, and is prepared to do whatever it takes to uphold and assist its favorites.”

Wouldn’t be surprised if Roberts did just that to slam the door on this stupid fucking line of reasoning behind the King lawsuit.

Another surprise!

Writing for the majority, Justice Roberts said, “Holy shit, this whole lawsuit was so fucking stupid.”

On the other hand, I’m personally not a fan of having a dirty plate sitting in front of me for 15 or 20 minutes. I prefer for it to be taken away. Why does the waiter taking your plate make you feel rushed? Why aren’t you just as rushed by the fact that your dining companions are clearly done?

The other night I was eating a plate of noodles, and enjoying it. I was out to dinner with a friend, hunched over a meal we had been planning for weeks. The restaurant was newly opened and highly regarded. Life was good. And the food was great.

I couldn’t fit this in the post itself, but it made me laugh:

Why the hell does he even care about his dirty but otherwise empty dish being cleared away? Why does he *want* that thing in front of him? Seriously? I have no problem with servers pre-bussing. I always figured it wasn’t to get me out the door quicker, but to increase the chance I’ll order dessert and give them an…

omg chris christie and trump I HOPE THEY DEBATE

jon hamm is better than me :(

If this is the worst thing the police do this week, then I would call it a very good week.