jon why are you leaving me during these turbulent times

Whoever documented her shame and then put it on the internet deserves an eternity of public humiliations. I hope they crap themselves at work or on the metro or while on a first date. The universe should right this wrong. And I hope in their moment of embarrassment they realize that what they are experiencing is…

yeah god forbid anyone not make the exact same shit for the same nerds over and over

Is it too mean of me to say I think this is a shitty comment? ‘Cause I think it’s a shitty comment.

Does it matter?

SO NOW SHE IS PRETENDING TO BE JEWISH TOO

OH. MY. GOD.

Does this mean backwards compatibility was possible from the start, and Microsoft just chose not to flip some arbitrary switch? :|

kit harrington can go down on me, if he wants.

Two days without social media? Has the red cross been brought in?

“Who cares?! Why is this news?!” — Person who clicked on the link after knowing what the article was about.

Because the unmarried Graham, mining from my nightmares, joked that if he’s president he’d have a “rotating first lady.”

Rotating First Lady gif party!

This little guy definitely helps!

The problem is youths.

“Maybe the 50s and 60s were really on to something.”

Boy, they sure were! Back when women could be legally beaten by their husbands for burning the pot roast, when lil Suzy came down with a nasty case of polio and her big brother Jimmy was sent off to fight in Korea. Family vacations in the air conditioner-less land…

If we don’t stand up for the white Christian men, who will?!?!!?