“...for FREEDOM! Why doesn’t the liberal media ever let me finish?”
My dad won't watch it either, for similar reasons, though he was only about ten years younger than Don. He says that he finds the show unbearably depressing, and "why would I want to go back there?!" I thought it was interesting he felt that way.
List of approved items;
Bachelorette parties will forever have a special place in my heart. The first time I ever went to a real club (alone and with a male friend), this guy kept creeping over and grinding on me, uninvited. I wasn't yet the elbow-throwing feminist menace I am today, so I didn't know what to do other than sort of awkwardly…
"I don't understand why women just don't TELL men they aren't interested."
Jamie Dornan once jumped on a bus full of school children armed with a machete and smeared in pigs blood - just to see what terror looked like in a child’s eyes.
You told a minimum wage employee to talk a reporter on the subject of living on minimum wage & you fired her when she said how tough it is? That's like encouraging someone to kick you in the balls & then having them arrested for assault. What the hell did you think would happen?! I know I've used this analogy before…
30 goddamned years? Someone could've murdered HER and gotten less jail time than that!
I feel for this kid, man. If getting caught shoplifting is a 5 on the humiliation scale, and getting caught shoplifting a vibrator is a 7, then getting caught shoplifting a vibrator in a Spencers must be a 9. And getting internet-famous for having been caught shoplifting a vibrator in a Spencers pushes it up to a 12.
Also this:
What? What does that even mean? Is that like if a woman seeks an abortion, then a doctor can step in and make them stay pregnant? Can anyone explain how any of this works because it sounds utterly ludicrous.
Jeez, Ted. Come on, it's all in good fun.
First of all, how dare you.
SHOTS FIRED
"One oval-shaped suit, please."
shout out to Republicans who make fun of Obama for wearing dad jeans while Ted wears...whatever the fuck this is.
Insufferable: An M. Night Shyamalan Film.