Given birth.

My dad was in the military, so I grew up around military people, and there are certain people in or married to someone in the service, that are pretty much obsessed with getting everything they can get from that connection and milking it for all it’s worth. Not just tangible stuff either, but sympathy and attention.…

Parent-Normal Activity.

Sara your dream was once my reality.

True enough. Do you think she takes the part of Mary, Jesus, or Biff?

I saved a piece of birthday cake my fans.

Anna wasn't just her birth name, it's what she preferred to be called. I worked with her in the early 2000s and she was a lovely, beautiful person who brought so much light with her to work every day. I'm so sad to hear she's passed so young, but glad for her that her years of pain are over (she's had a lot of serious…

I used to watch reruns of The Patty Duke Show when I was a kid and I loved her.

They let him build his crazy spergy habitrail box in their livingroom, they’re fucking saints.

Funny...I personally felt a lot of sympathy fot Joanna. The character came across as complex, but ultimately warm and loving towards her son. I like that she had to go away for awhile to get therapy from being married to that caustic little shithead. She felt like a real person to me, probably because it was Meryl…

Still dicks, but dicks with a conscience?

My hormonal heart demands that this be exactly correct in every particular so YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Beys shirt tho :/

I love that I read that in his voice

In my day, we smashed watermelons when we wanted comedy.

This is a first world problem if I’ve ever seen one.

I guess they've never heard of bootstraps in St. Olaf.