on or about her wedding day, if memory serves.

We’ve reached peak Diana

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

Team Post Office.

Activia does have a lot of potential synergy (“Look what you made me doo-doo.”)..

Ok but if it’s Activia and Jamie Lee Curtis becomes part of her squad, I can’t be held responsible for what I do.

I’ve just been in a rage fest since last night. CLEARLY what tweens (and mostly tween girls) need to hear right now is the message that you can justify acting like an asshole because of the actions of someone else. I could’ve gotten behind a slam track at Captain Ass Grabber along the lines of, “You assaulted me so…

That chorus is...not what I was expecting.

I don’t listen to HAIM very much, but when I do it’s almost always this soothing cover:

hah, I had a dream about Radu the other night. He literally haunts my dreams.

Maybe LL is going because his momma told him to knock Trump out.

God, so true. Most of my facebook friends are like, my actual friends (or at least were at one point) and are generally pretty restrained but luckily the people who post absurd drama on facebook are the same people who don’t know/don’t care about privacy settings. Every once in a while a friend of a friend goes off…

Isn’t at-will employment great, alt-right guys?

I spent my internship at a DV agency and we always had specialized trainings for cosmetologists. Oftentimes, abuse victims and people with severe depression will not only open up to their stylists, but the stylists will often see bruises and cuts from abuse and self harm that may be hidden by hair. We always gave them…

Also, this.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

Yeah. Pretty sure the Secret Service, pretty quickly, could approve an exception to allow him to fly out if he chartered a plane, especially since he was with the President.

This guy was going to be the fucking communications director, and he doesn’t understand basic facts about journalism.