Oh fuck yes.

I kind of want to get drunk with this woman and hang out with her chicken.

Nah, this woman wins for best Christmas card every year.

Also, mentioning that he’s not on probation is only going to make us remember he never paid his dues for beating someone brutally.

You agree to TLC’s demand for an interview about your marriage for their 3 part special Jessa and Jill: Counting On.

Why can’t the nerds fuck after seeing Star War

I will watch the fuck out of this!

Goldie and Diane both recorded solo albums in the 70s so maybe..

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

I can’t imagine the level of guilt and rage I would feel as a parent. I know the guilt doesn’t make sense, but I’m pretty sure I would feel it anyway.

Maybe it’s a sign that I’m getting old, but this was a terrible year for music. Of the songs I did enjoy, there were maybe two that didn’t get overplayed until I hated them.

Counter argument: Shut Up and Dance is damn fun.

I just found out that not only has my husband never seen Moonstruck, he doesn’t even know what it’s about and “thinks it looks cheesy.” I've married a monster.

Plus there was that one time Leo was on a boat and it sank.

Trust someone named Chaz and this is what happens.

Aloha Bradley Cooper, important question here: How can we miss you if you won’t, you know, go away, at least for a little bit?

I wouldn’t blame Canada one bit if they built a massive wall on their southern border.

Every Thursday.