Bethenny does the walk of shame into Trump and all you can do is question whether she really ran into Trump?

FUCK THIS. Seriously, fuck this. I don’t believe in dog breeding at all (I know, many of you will fight me on this). There are millions of beautiful and otherwise healthy abused and abandoned and homeless dogs living on the streets, in piles of garbage, and in shelters and then they are murdered to make room for more…

Also the most coherent tweet Yoko has ever published.

The other day I remembered that her first role was in the movie Lucas, starring Charlie Sheen. I don’t know if they had any scene together.

I don’t know about separate rooms, but separate beds sound amazing. No fighting for covers and being able to spread out as much as you want? YES PLEASE.

I haven’t watched Adam Sandler since Punch Drunk Love. I intend to keep it that way.

I get where you’re coming from, because that is a classic scene. But I think this one is way more iconic.

I’m gonna share this beautiful moment - Johnny Carson chose her (after Robin Williams) as his very last guest on The Tonight Show ever.

This will most likely happen to me here within the next year. My girlfriend and I will move into one of my family’s homes to fix the place up a bit (it’s sat dormant for about a decade. All they’ve asked from me is to pay the property tax for the place so they can continue to invest in their restaurant and other…

I agree...(spoken in a hushed tone...)

but he’s mr. worldwide....to infinity...

Owls to Nathan Fillion...

I haven’t been paying attention. I didn’t even realize until this one that that’s what they’ve been doing with these.

Touche on the Pitbull comment. Way to loose points on your fancy wedding. Pitbull and elegant wedding are two things do not belong together.

what in the world did you google to get this?

Once you know emu and olio it’s all down hill.

At least it wasn’t Adam Levine again.