Hai! We got Uber kitties to our office last year, and I had a lot of the same questions. They have several different groups of kittens that travel on several routes, giving them plenty of time to rest and relax in between visits. Additionally, their shelter handlers are with them the whole time, and bring familiar…

this will be my son on saturday.

If you were to ask my husband, he doesn’t go #2. Were you to press him, he would just say, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

Rubio has never been one known for actually doing things. Except as Florida Speaker where he socialized property insurance and used a Republican Party Amex card to pay for his personal expenses. There are at least two instances where he had both the Florida GOP and the Florida Legislature reimburse him. Guess which…

Same with motherfuckers who demand “family time” but refuse to support legislation that would give family time to anyone else.

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I think anyone who opposes the ACA should be barred from benefiting from the ACA.

I’ve been married for 2 years and dated my man for an additional 4 years. I refuse to allow either of us to poop or pee in front of each other. I really don’t care if other people do it or don’t do it-that’s where we’ve drawn the line and that’s where it’ll stay.

I don’t even like getting seen in a shower cap. It’s just not “maritally necessary”

Paul Ryan demanding “family time” fills me with a blind rage.

“Vox and Sheryl Sandberg have both stepped forward to praise Paul Ryan for demanding his “family time” as a condition of running for Speaker of the House.”

I’m not the only one that sang the first paragraph out loud am I?

Paul Ryan’s entire life is an example of “for me, but not thee.”

THIS. Hubs and I make a good living and we can’t afford anything. It’s so depressing, knowing we can’t afford a strip of a grass for my toddler.

As John Oliver so rightly pointed out, the “liability reasons” thing is actually a huge myth that most restaurateurs believe in:

We all know who’s behind this latest attempt to smear Olivia’s name...

*immediately starts scouring the comments to see which regulars have disappeared*

Whoa, I read this as “Kirsten Dunst’s family...” and got really sad for her. I did not realize I had that many feelings about Claudia from Interview with a Vampire.

Not to mention how she ghosted Sean Penn.

Anne Hathaway is pregnant! Isn’t that great? A source says she “wants to keep it quiet” until she “has an official pregnant belly,”