Graham Norton does the best interviews. His sofa is always the best and he gets the best reactions out of his guests. I hope he never goes to the States and does a shitty version of his show there.

I just took this as an announcement that she has poor hand hygiene.

hear, hear

I think we’re getting to the point where people just find facts and reality itself offensive. I’m waiting for someone to sue the CDC for offending their religious liberty.

If I had any remaining doubt that Ronan Farrow is Frank Sinatra’s son, that Twitpic just blew it all away. Young Blue Eyes, indeed.

Also, my mom went to high school with Tom Hanks and her yearbook is full of gawky baby Hanks and it has endeared him to me forever.

When is the last time a women’s sport was covered with the depth and interest that even shitty men’s teams get?

Look, I know we all want to rush to judgment here but I’m guessing that, very reasonably, the man asked what those women were there for and they told him that they were there to cover a professional football team and he, quite rightfully, had to check if the Jaguars qualified.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Not to detract away from the rapes and murders because those are awful, it was nice to read that she was heard by the authorities and the judge didn't just throw her into prison and that the system worked for her. I super fucking needed that today.

Ughhhhhhh they bonded over The Secret? I hate them so much. I’m not even normally that judgy but that book is THE WORST and it’s garbage hippie prosperity gospel for garbage thinkers.

“You’re all fired, but here, play this Taylor Swift song, and you’ll totally feel better!”

So from dope Pope to Pope, the dope?

I know, it’s the hardest thing ever. Mine is gonna be 5 soon and a friend recently said in passing, “wow that went fast!” And I said, “actually no it didn’t, not from where I’m standing.” We laughed it off. But! Jesus Christ it’s hard. I had an actual breakdown- I lost it. My husband moved us 3000 miles from home for…

until her boyfriend gave her up to the authorities

Jim + Pam 4ever

What sad news — she wasn’t just a piece of the ensemble, she was the only Twin Peaks cast member (as far as I know) who had worked with Lynch since his earliest experimental days, so an important point of continuity in his style. It’s really a shame she won’t be part of the revival.

6am full hair and make up, 3 am wake up call?

I’m really gonna miss these “Big Dick” headlines. It’s like saying goodbye to an old friend.

She’s far, far more interesting as a raging Sally Langston than she was as a mean-mom Ellis Grey.