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This is excellent! And I don't know if you both normally wear glasses, but you absolutely both LOOK like you're undercover!

Huh, you may be right!

I am absolutely loving this series, but I feel like every single person (in the whole series) looks older with makeup on. Am I the only one who feels like this? This could be because I live in a small New England town, where if you put makeup on every freakin person you encounter comments on it.

I had strep ear when I was a kid, I also didn't know that this was a thing. And my brother would touch me on the ear and say 'oh no! Now I have strep hand!'

The entire cast of the movie ‘Clue'.

I think the question is.... What would SHE rather have had?

The egg hunt in my town is very simple, we’ve never had anyone complain or get knocked down, it’s restricted to kindergarteners and under and the parents are all very well behaved.

I'm going to disagree about the Bambi one, I think the wrestling one is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, I've already watched it a half a dozen times.

What the hell, parents?

Let me know how you guys like it!

Add it at the and, so the alcohol doesn't boil off. Just a couple of tablespoons!

Gigi, I love the eyes and lips, but honestly that foundation makes you look 20 years older! I'm not trying to be mean, you look so young and fresh in the first picture and then the second one you look matronly.

Ugh, Country Crock is the Devils butter.

Meet Salmon. Probably not what you were craving!!

Oh this person legitimately did not know what coleslaw was. This was a 50 year old American woman, in a restaurant asking me what coleslaw is. And when I tried to explain the concept of shredded cabbage with a couple of carrots and some tangy mayonnaise dressing, she was baffled. Everyone else at the table joined in

Oh no! Have you ever tried the homemade stuff? A bag of cranberries, 2 cups of sugar, 2 cups of water, the juice and pith of 1 orange, boil that down until its mushy, then add about a half a nip of Grand Marnier. It's so good! You can put it on ice cream and serve it with cheese platters. You have to try it sometime!

I honestly don't think I would have eaten anything at that McDonalds. I mean, do you think they were actually washing their hands or following any of the guidelines set forth in the food safety course? I don't want my salad made by some guy who was just playing with his balls.

I do that to my cat. Why the hell do they stand directly behind you?

And it actually goes further than that. The complete refusal to try anything new. These people don't travel, won't try new pastimes, new genre's of movies or anything! And further than that, new opinions, or political parties! They just refuse to see further then their teensy tiny world.

My family had a health food store when I was growing up, we always ate very healthy in my house. One Thanksgiving my father prepared an absolutely delicious dinner with all of the traditional trappings, turkey and sweet potatoes and rolls and fresh cranberry sauce etc etc. One of his brothers showed up with his wife