Ugh, is that picture of them? I hate them already.

I talk in accents too! I can do sooooo many accents (poorly), I make myself laugh so much!

Yeesh, seriously, who else would want it? :-)

Oh Royal dantiness.... That 3rd one... I so desperately want that to be my screensaver. I actually live on an island that hosts at least a hundred weddings a summer, I would pay freaking money to see this happen.

Actual conversation at my small town grocery store yesterday.

I was on a dive boat one time, and we were doing shark cage diving off of the back of it. One of my friends had a GoPro, on a pointy stick (Why pointy? Who knows) so he could put it in the water and take pictures of the Sharks going past the cage. The way he was swinging that thing around was actually quite dangerous,…

Not my wedding, and this certainly didn't ruin it, but I make wedding cakes, & I made a cake for a friend's wedding last fall. I also made a bunch of cupcakes for the guests because the bride wanted to save the top of the wedding cake for their first anniversary. At the end of the wedding when everyone's dancing and…

It's a southern phrase, It appears several times in 'Gone with the Wind'. (Book version). Equivalent to the northern 'cool as a cucumber'?

This makes me wish I knew how to watch TV on my computer. I really loved the show, I have nine episodes permanently saved on my DVR.

This is my favorite thing today. Those people are a bunch of fucking assholes, and I'm glad they couldn't find the funeral of my beloved Spock.

I will never forget when I was younger, say around 14, and I was getting my haircut at a salon that also pierced ears. There was a baby right next to me, she looked to be about two, and she was screaming bloody hell as she got her ears pierced, as her mother and whoever else laughed about it. How could you purposely…

Where are the women in this party? Where are these horrible unfeeling men's wives and daughters and sisters and nieces? I'm sure some of them go to college, I'm sure some of them have experienced or seen sexual assaults, why don't they care? Why don't they say something?

Ewwwwwwwww.

I live on an island, so we're cool. My friends and I, who all love the Walking Dead, have actually talked about this a lot. How we would defend the island in case of a zombie apocalypse.

Her skin really does look flawless. I wonder at the safety and long-term effects of putting wax and spray lotion on your face?

How do you 'wear fingernails'?

Absolutely. Put them in the freezer, and pour yourself a nice cup of coffee or tea. Delicious!

Me too! I was all set to come on here and defend my beloved Trefoils. I was all set with lines like 'Have you ever had a frozen trefoil? Put your Trefoil's in the freezer, and then come back and tell me that they're the worst cookie!!'

Maybe they can?

I have a 2 way radio (EMT) and apparently it gives off a tiny bit of heat, and also maybe some sort of magnetic force field? When I forget and leave it on the ottoman, I find my cat's head lying on it. I'm going to feel very bad when it goes off one day and he hits the ceiling!