Holy crap, this is totally me. I’m trying to upload a picture of an onion that I took last week, but it’s not working. I thought everybody saw them?

Joanne, that does not sound like you just made it up! That sounds like a southern or Midwestern appetizer....

I live right near there! We’ve all been talking about that.

Please tell me dorrito pie is a weed joke, and not a real thing.

Isnt that pronounced awful? We need a better one.

I don’t know, in that picture he looks like he’s apologizing for a sex scandal.

I would like a copy of the ’Latest Sex Facts’ please!

She’s ordering him to have a’healthy relationship with his father’? Uh, does she really think she has that power?

Oh my God, complaining attracts bears, I’m so going to use that tomorrow at work!!!

I have only met about 3 or 4 people in my life that actually do that. And I find it rude, I usually end up saying hello? Hello? Most people say goodbye or some variation.

IIam honestly baffled as to what they hope to accomplish by this or whose idea this was or what their point is or why that guy is lying in a dumpster and he thinks it’s charming that he wants to come back as a tampon, ew, etc etc. What the hell?

This woman didn’t have anyone! I understand that most births go well and that women have been giving birth at home for thousands of years, but if we’re even talking about a 1% chance of something going horribly drastically wrong, don’t you want someone around who is qualified to deal with that?

I totally know someone who gave birth in a cabin in the middle of nowhere, that was about a half an hour walk from the place where she had to park her car. No electricity, no cell service. Everything worked out fine for her and the baby, but she’s totally nuts at least be BY a place you can get a doctors care.

Or macarons! I usually have way to many yolks because I make macarons, which are easier than you think. Maybe I’ll make these tomorrow!

I really wish people would stop using the word pussy to refer to someone who is wimpy or cowardly. To paraphrase Betty White, they should be referred to as a set of balls because THOSE are really delicate, a pussy can really take a pounding.

Dear God, people! Stop sending poop/vomit stories!! Stop!!

Good God, no. I can’t even imagine the sputtering and stuttering that would have resulted in.

I used to be a housekeeper at Caesars in the Poconos!! Where they had the champagne Jacuzzi coming up out of your living room and the giant heart shaped pools!! Oh, the things my virginal 18 year old eyes saw...

Ugh, they’re both equally depressing.

I feel really sorry for her, she’s clearly filled with shame and self loathing, during a time that she should be filled with joy.