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Masterbhat? The h is silent.

Maybe glue/tape the noise blower open so it looks like he’s blowing on it?

Ugh.

I can see that people might think this is kind of messed up, but I think it’s a great lesson to teach these kids where our food comes from. Too many people go to the grocery store to buy pretty prepackaged sanitary packets of all kinds of food, and don’t really understand its origins. Even if you are a complete

I was walking down the street in my red winter coat.

What a weird and random bunch of stuff. Were they drunk when they made this list?

That infinity thing looks awesome! Does it tip over easily? I have a three legged chubby kitty who is only slightly clumsy, & I think he would really love that! I also try to purchase his love with food, hence the chubby part.

I know! And none of us really wear makeup so it would be extra funny. (Off to Google glamourshots in Rhode Island)....

I have ALWAYS wanted to do a glamourshots makeover!!! I’m 43 now, and I still threaten my friends with it every year when they ask me what I want for my birthday. Are they still around?!?

Seriously, I have friends that are 40 plus, and they still have a ‘birthday week’.

When I go to the grocery store, I always bring my reusable cloth bag, and just put all of my groceries in it, so I can cut down on touching those gross baskets and carts. The last time I had to go to the store I had to buy pads, and that was it. So I went in with my cloth bag put my package of pads in it and went up

But it’s made of DEATH! And they’re so cheap!

Is it a nonstick pan? Once they’re scratched you HAVE to get a new one. That Teflon coating is death and possibly causes Alzheimer’s. Maybe show him an article about that!

I bet the police said ‘We’re going to get jalapeno business'.

OK, full disclosure here, I haven’t told the story in about 10 years. One of my friends got married a while back and her husband and all of the groomsmen wore kilts, and as part of their groomsmen gifts, they got boxer shorts with American flags on them, and they all wore them under their kilts. We all saw them before

I think the most criminal thing here is that parking job.

Wow! Uh, that would certainly apply.

That’s a really lovely story. I’m glad you have such good memories!

Two freaking years? Maybe two months. And what if there are three siblings, does the youngest one have to wait four years? Screw that.